...in the begining, there is a weiner puppy

Gordon Gordon Lumper (GGL) is a weiner puppy. He was an anniversary gift from Oliver and Talula. At present, he's 7 months old, brown on brown dapple, and certifiably insane. GGL shares his home with the Weinerwrangler(me) and Maude (my loving wife). Being the youngest in the herd has its advantages, but more of that later. Besides the herd, sharing his space with Hondo, a vicious Solamon Island Skenk, Dezi(softshell), and Mert(red ear) the turtles.
The other members of the herd are Gracie(aka Gracier, Baby Grace) a black and silver dapple, Gilda(aka Gilda Britches) a red weiner, and Gumpher(aka Gumph, Gumpher Muncher, Munch) a nother silver and black dapple.
The Weinerwrangler knows GGL is certifiable because he has a "normal" brother, Goliath, a white and brown dapple. Goliath lives with Talula, Oliver, Bean , theMommy, Jenifer Junifer , and Sampson, a curly haired brown labradoodle puppy. I figure GGL was dropper from a great height very soon after his birth, on his thick head.
Now that you have been introduced to the cast members, the Weinerwrangler has to take a break and pull up his socks.